Wish I could take credit for these, but they arrived forwarded in an e-mail – have no idea who started it. Whoever you are, thanks for the laugh!
BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs
they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to
surrender her eggs. Period.
HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the
chicken crossed the road?
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not.The chicken is either with us or against us. there is no middle ground here.
DICK CHENEY: Where’s my gun?
SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he’s a
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken’s intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?
NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he’s guilty!
You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die, alone, in the rain.
GRANDPA: In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads
together, in peace.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road
move beneath the chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?